wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Omfg. He’s so fluffy and fabulous!!!
i burnt my spinach puffs. Kronk I have failed you.
"how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden."
6 a.m. thoughts (via bedsigh)
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
This reminds me of Eddie Izzard talking about Englebert Humperdinck
Oh my godddd. Yes! You don’t even know about my Eddie obsession.